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What Happened To Fun?" "our Insurance Doesn't Cover It!

The Hand That Controls The Supper Dish Rules The World!

Lucy: Our Teacher Wants Us To Write An Essay On Praying. Charlie Brown: Praying Is Important When You Wake Up At Two O'clock In The Morning Feeling Sick From Eating Something Dumb The Day Before. Lucy: I'll Just Say We Were Out Of Town And I Didn't Have Time To Write Anything.

My Mind Reels With Sarcastic Replies.

The Only Time A Dog Gets Complimented Is When He Doesn't Do Anything.