If I Want To Get A Taste

The Things That I Write Are Autobiographical In A Surreal Sense, Like When You Have A Dream And You Go To The Doctor's Office, But Then You Turn Around And It's Actually Your Childhood Home And The Doctor Has Turned Into Ryan Reynolds.

Shoulda Gone To China. They Give Away Babies Like Free Ipods. They Put Them In Guns And Shoot Them Out At Sporting Events.

I've Been Meaning To Write About The Rolling Stones, But I Am The Furthest Thing From A Hipster Rock Journalist.

For Me, Writing Essays, Prose And Fiction Is A Great Way To Be Self-indulgent.

I Can't Write At Night. For Me, I'm Programmed To Believe That Nighttime Is For Relaxation.