If I Told My Wife I Was

I Have Found A Flat On Merseyside And Am Settling Down Here. If I Can Keep Playing And Get Back To Full Match Fitness, I Know I Have A Lot To Offer Still.

The Prospect Of Going Home Is Very Appealing.

I Have Been Inundated With Offers To Move Into A Career In Television Or Film, And These, Too, Are Tempting.

I Have Been Looking After The Children. My Wife Has Taken Time Off.

If I Told My Wife I Was Going To Become A Manager She'd Say 'sign This Then. Don't Worry It's Only A Divorce. Au Revoir'.