If I Start To Become A Star,

My Early Days In Broadway Were All Comedies. I Never Did A Straight Play On Broadway.

I Do Not Like Assassins, Or Men Of Low Character.

That's The Great Thing About Plankton. It Pretty Much Keeps To Itself.

The Worst Job I Ever Had Was Working Nights In The Chrysler Building. I Was Part Of A Team Of About Five Guys, And We Polished The Leather Furniture.

It Really Costs Me A Lot Emotionally To Watch Myself On-screen. I Think Of Myself, And Feel Like I'm Quite Young, And Then I Look At This Old Man With The Baggy Chins And The Tired Eyes And The Receding Hairline And All That.