If I Screw Up Raising My Kids,

I Just Respected Comedians Whether They Were Or They Weren't, From, You Know, New Or Old.

An Apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath The Dignity Of Any Gentleman, However Wrong He Might Be.

I Never Touched A Gun In My Life. That And That Alone Forever Doomed Me To Middle Management.

I Try Not To Think About Legacy Because It Is All ­folly. If You Study History, Even Recent History, You'll Find Many People Who Were Quite Significant In Their Time But Are Completely Forgotten.

So, I Can Hurt Now, Or Hurt Later.