If I Saw An Ugly Bird But

Our Club Captain Gary Neville's Been Out For A Year Now, But Giggsy Has Taken Up The Mantelpiece.

I'm Sure The Mantelpiece Of Captaincy Will Suit Wayne.

You Are Always Flattered When Big Clubs Are Interested In You.

If I Saw An Ugly Bird But She Was A Celebrity, She Wouldn't Attract Me At All.

For Too Long Now, European Football Authorities Have Not Taken The Problem Of Racism In The Game Seriously And Refuse To Acknowledge How Widespread The Problem Is.