If I Know I'm Going Crazy, I

No Matter How Beautiful A Girl Is, She Still Shits.

Playing Acoustic Guitar Is Like Having Sex With Your Clothes On. I Mean You Know How To Do It, But It’s More Difficult.

Buckethead [former Guns N' Roses Guitarist] Is Probably Twice As Good A Guitar Player As Me And Slash Combined, And Can Stand Having Fried Chicken Rubbed Up Against His Face All Night For A Couple Of Hours.

David Gilmour Can Do More With One Note Than Most Other Guitar Players Can Do With The Whole Fretboard

Brother Will Kill Brother, Spill Blood Across The Land. Killing For Religion, Something I Don't Understand. Fools Like Me Who Cross The Sea And Come To Foreign Lands, Ask The Sheep For Their Beliefs; 'do You Kill On God's Command?'