The Ideal Home: Big Enough For You

Hot Dogs Always Seem Better Out Than At Home; So Do French-fried Potatoes; So Do Your Children.

Don't Ask Others To Forgive In You A Sin They're Dying To Commit Themselves.

We Are Never More Self-righteous Than When Giving Up What We Should Have Shunned All Along.

The Neurotic Keeps Minute Track Of His Enemies; It Is Only His Friends He Is Careless About.

People Will Disapprove Of You If You're Unhappy, Or If You're Happy In The Wrong Way.