If I Haven't Had Any Long Term

I Reject Your Reality And Substitute My Own.

The Fact Is That The British Museum Had A Complete Specimen Of A Dodo In Their Collection Up Until The 18th Century - It Was Actually Mummified, Skin And All - But In A Fit Of Space-saving Zeal, They Actually Cut Off The Head And They Cut Off The Feet And They Burned The Rest In A Bonfire.

Of Course, I Love Tools. I Also Love Arranging Them, To The Point Where I Came Up With A Name For My Organizing Metric: First-order Retrievability.

If I Had Any Dignity, That Would Have Been Humiliating.

Back When I Was A Professional Model-maker At Industrial Light & Magic, My Specialty Was Hard-edged Construction - Spaceships, Miniature Sets, And Architectural Stuff. These Objects Were Sometimes Just 12 Inches Across Yet Needed Enough Detail To Fill A Movie Screen.