If I Had Any Dignity, That Would

There Are Women Who Are Wishing That They Were That Piece Of Tape Right Now.

My Advice Is Keep Your Lips Away From The Spinning Things.

The Difference Between Screwing Around And Science Is Writing It Down.

Walking The Floor At A Con Dressed As Chewbacca, You Might As Well Be Bono. I Mean It's Ridiculous. People Just Walk Up And Grab You And Hold You, Because They Love Chewbacca So Much.

There's Few Things That Get You Over Your Own Crap More Than Working Hard.