If I Have An Idea, I Write

If I Have An Idea, I Write It Down, Although I Usually Carry A Little Dictation Machine With Me Because I'm Too Lazy To Write

I've Always Stuck With Gibsons. I've Had Guilds And Fenders, Too, But I Always Wind Up Going Back To Gibsons.

Around '75 When The Recession Hit, Club Owners Started Going To Disco Because It Was Cheaper For Them To Just Buy A Sound System Than It Was To Hire A Band.

I Never Did Heroin, Because I Thought That Meant I Was Doing Heavy Drugs, Which Shows You The Insanity Of Doing Drugs. I Probably Should Have Done Heroin, Because I Understand Heroin Actually Makes You Feel Good. Cocaine Just Makes You Stupid.

I Don't Like Looking Back.