If I Hadn't Been A Woman, I'd

Tell Me I Have To Be Somewhere, And I'll Be There 20 Minutes Early And Stay There Longer Than Anybody Else. You Hold Up A Lot Of People If You're Not On Time.

There's A Heart Beneath The Boobs And A Brain Beneath The Wig.

I Don't Make People Bend Over Backwards, And I Don't Like That In People. I Am Definitely No Diva.

I'll Bring My Grits When I Travel, Because I Get So Hungry On The Road.

My Best Country Record Only Sold 200,000 Copies. I Didn't Have Enough Money For The Band And The Arrangements And The Costumes And All. I Had To Move Into Wider Fields.