Being A Geek Is All About Learning

I Have Concluded Through Careful Empirical Analysis And Much Thought That Somebody Is Looking Out For Me, Keeping Track Of What I Think About Things, Forgiving Me When I Do Less Than I Ought. Giving Me Strength To Shoot For More Than I Think I’m Capable Of. I Believe They Know Everything That I Do And Think, And They Still Love Me, And I’ve Concluded, After Careful Consideration, That This Person Keeping Score Is Me.

Am I About To Feel Really, Really Stupid?

I Am Now Standing In A Mixture Of Cooling Fluid, Gasoline, And Cola.

I Believe That Inside Every Tool Is A Hammer.

How Hard Can It Be To Blow Up A Room Full Of Gasoline?!