If I Had A Robot Friend, He

I Always Hold Doors Open, I Always Try To Be Nice.

I Tried Being Anorexic For Four Hours And Then I Was Like, I Need Some Bagels.

Any Glamorous Moment You Might Mistake Me For Having Is Always Pretend.

I Want To See As Many Movies As I Can And I Covet A Lot Of Weird Influential Movies.

I Don't Think I'm A Weirdo In A Bad Way. There's Just A Lot Going On In My Head.