If I Had A Robot Friend, He

I Always Hold Doors Open, I Always Try To Be Nice.

I Don't Take Crap From Anyone, So That Makes People Think I'm Rebellious. I'm Not. I'm Just Not A Pushover.

I Was A Home-schooled Kid, Living In The Forest, And I Didn't Even Have Cable. I'm Serious.

I Have Nothing To Hide!

I Don't Think I've Had A Holiday In My Entire Life That Wasn't About My Dad's Work.