I Have Friends Who Are So Sarcastic,

I Have Nothing To Hide!

There's Nothing Else I Would Rather Do, Unless There Was A Profession That Involved Cuddling Bunny Rabbits And Kittens All Day For Money.

I Always Hold Doors Open, I Always Try To Be Nice.

I Really Am Pretty Boring. There's No Reason To Take Pictures Of Me.

If I Had A Robot Friend, He Or She Would Be Electric.