If I Got A Dollar Every Time

My Mom Was [a Hippie]. We Weren't Allowed Sugar Cereal. We Weren't Allowed Processed Foods - Except Van De Kamp's Fish Sticks. We Never Locked The Front Door.

I've Been Involved With Sports My Whole Life, Which Made Clothes And Makeup And Handbags Not That Important As A Kid. I Just Didn't Care.

Get Out There, Even If It's A Hike Or Something, Just Break Up The Monotony Of Going To The Gym.

If I Got A Dollar Every Time Someone Told Me To Name My Future Kid 'batmo' I'd Almost Have Enough To Pay For Therapy For A Kid Named Batmo.

I Can't Even Go To The Dry Cleaner By Myself Anymore. You're Seen In Public With Anybody That You Might Not Even Know, And You're Speculated About.