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Anonymous Sources Are To Journalism What Silicon Enhancements Are To The Feminine Figure; They Look Impressive To The Gullible, But Something Doesn't Feel Right.

I'm Not Offended. Lenny Bruce Taught Me That Everything's Funny. You Can Make Everything Funny. I Don't Think That Assassinations Are Funny, I Don't Think You Can Make Fun Of Isis, But Almost Everything Is Funny. And If We Can't Laugh At Ourselves, Who Can We Laugh At? So I Don't Mind Ethnic Humor. I Like Ethnic Humor. I Like Dialect Jokes. Laughter Is A Very Subjective Thing. If It's Funny To You It's Funny. And A Lot Of Things Are Funny To Me.

...the British Press... [claimed That Tony] Blair Was Simply Bush's Poodle - A Favorite Phrase, Bewilderingly Popular, Although It Made No Sense - And That He Was Ignoring The Will Of The British People. Considering The Hacks Had Spent Blair's First Six Years In Office Condemning Him For Relying On Focus Groups And Opinion Polls For His Policies - In Other Words, Paying Attention To Nothing But The Will Of The People, Or At Least Their Whims - That Seemed A Little Rich To Me, But As I Said, Logical Consistency Has Never Figured Highly In The British Media's Scale Of Values.

I Was Always Telling Everyone, I Want To Be A Broadcaster. They'd Say, What, Are You Crazy? What, You're Going To Be Arthur Godfrey?

The Secret Of Success Is An Absolute Ungovernable Curiosity.