If I Can't Be Me, I Don't

If I Weren't A Christian Scientist, And I Saw "trog" Advertised On A Marquee Across The Street, I'd Think I'd Contemplate Suicide.

If You Throw A Lamb Chop In The Oven, What's To Keep It From Getting Done?

Sure, I'd Play An Ape If They Asked Me. Maurice Evans Did.

There's Nothing Wrong With My Tits, But I Don't Go Around Throwing Them In People's Faces!

If You Have An Ounce Of Common Sense And One Good Friend You Don't Need An Analyst.