If I Can't Be Me, I Don't

When Television Killed Comedy And Love Stories, The Movie Makers Went In Slugging. They Offered The Downbeat, The Degenerate As Competition. This Seems To Me To Be A Sad Campaign For Hollywood To Use To Combat Box Office Disaster.

If I Can't Be Me, I Don't Want To Be Anybody. I Was Born That Way.

If You Throw A Lamb Chop In The Oven, What's To Keep It From Getting Done?

Not That Anyone Cares, But There's A Right And Wrong Way To Clean A House.

I Used To Wash My Hands Every Ten Minutes. I Couldn't Step Out Of The House Unless I Had Gloves On. I Wouldn't Smoke A Cigarette Unless I Opened The Pack Myself, And I Would Never Use Another Cigarette Out Of That Pack If Someone Else Had Touched It.