If I Can Wheedle A Knife Or

All Bayonets Are Bad.

Life's A Pudding Full Of Plums.

Let The Punishment Fit The Crime.

Society Has Quite Forsaken All Her Wicked Courses, Which Empties Our Police Courts, And Abolishes Divorces.

As Is Gloriously Sung In The Gilbert And Sullivan Operetta "h.m.s. Pinafore," In The Words Of W. S. Gilbert: "things Are Seldom As They Seem, Skim Milk Masquerades As Cream."