If I Am A Legend, Then Why

Velveeta: You Can Eat It - Or Wax Your Car With It!

I Can Live Without Money, But I Cannot Live Without Love.

The Greatest Treasures Are Those Invisible To The Eye But Found By The Heart.

I've Never Looked Through A Keyhole Without Finding Someone Was Looking Back.

If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Am I So Lonely? If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Do I Sit At Home For Hours Staring At The Damned Telephone, Hoping It's Out Of Order, Even Calling The Operator Asking Her If She's Sure It's Not Out Of Order?