If God's Got A Favorite Songwriter, I

When They Prove Something Wrong You Believed In So Long, You Go Crazy.

Johnny Cash Has Always Been Larger Than Life.

And The Beer I Had For Breakfast Wasn't Bad, So I Had One More For Dessert

Well I Work Up Sunday Morning, With No Way To Hold My Head That Didn't Hurt, And The Beer I Had For Breakfast Wasn't Bad, So I Had One More For Dessert. Then I Fumbled Through My Closet For My Clothes, And Found My Cleanest Dirty Shirt. An' I Shaved My Face And Combed My Hair, An' Stumbled Down The Stairs To Meet The Day.

If You Can't Get Out Of Something, Get Into It.