I'll Probably Be Writing As Long As

Johnny Cash Has Always Been Larger Than Life.

The Number-one Rule Of The Road Is Never Go To Bed With Anyone Crazier Than Yourself. You Will Break This Rule, And You Will Be Sorry.

There Were Decades I Didn't Play Sober. I Thought, Who Would Want To? But At Some Point, I Decided That If It Was Important Enough To Me To Keep Doing It As Art, I Should Do It With All My Tools.

Bombing People For Economic Reasons Is As Horrible As Killing A Pregnant Woman.

Well I Work Up Sunday Morning, With No Way To Hold My Head That Didn't Hurt, And The Beer I Had For Breakfast Wasn't Bad, So I Had One More For Dessert. Then I Fumbled Through My Closet For My Clothes, And Found My Cleanest Dirty Shirt. An' I Shaved My Face And Combed My Hair, An' Stumbled Down The Stairs To Meet The Day.