If God Had Intended For Women To

If God Had Intended For Women To Wear Slacks, He Would Have Constructed Them Differently.

The Joy Of Joys Is The Person Of Light But Unmalicious Humor.

Training A Child Is Exactly Like Training A Puppy; A Little Heedless Inattention And It Is Out Of Hand Immediately; The Great Thing Is Not To Let It Acquire Bad Habits That Must Afterward Be Broken.

A Gentleman Should Never Take His Hat Off With A Flourish.

If You Are Hurt, Whether In Mind Or Body, Don't Nurse Your Bruises. Get Up, And Light-heartedly, Courageously, Good-temperedly, Get Ready For The Next Encounter.