If Gay Marriage Was Ok ... Then

I Have Come To The Conclusion That Tony Blair Has Finally Gone Mad ... He Made Assertions That Are So Jaw-droppingly And Breathtakingly At Variance With Reality That He Surely Needs Professional Psychiatric Help.

The Only Reason I Wouldn't Go To Some Parts Of New York Is The Real Risk Of Meeting Donald Trump.

My Chances Of Being Pm Are About As Good As The Chances Of Finding Elvis On Mars, Or My Being Reincarnated As An Olive.

I Would Ban Sweets From School - But This Pressure To Bring In Healthy Food Is Too Much.

I Think I Was Once Given Cocaine But I Sneezed So It Didn't Go Up My Nose. In Fact, It May Have Been Icing Sugar.