If Food Is The Body Of Good

A Sense Of Humor Is The Ability To Understand A Joke-and That The Joke Is Oneself.

As Between Mileage And Experience Choose Experience.

For Most Men, Life Is A Search For The Proper Manila Envelope In Which To Get Themselves Filed.

Wine Is A Civilizing Agent.

Liquor Is Not A Necessity. It Is A Means Of Momentarily Sidestepping Necessity.