A Sure Way To Lose Happiness, I

I Wouldn't Piss On Joan Crawford If She Were On Fire.

The World's All Full Of Thoughts About Wars And Space, And Tragedies To The World. That's What Writers Are Thinking About Because That's What The World Is Thinking About.

I Have Been Uncompromising, Peppery, Intractable, Monomaniacal, Tactless, Volatile, And Oftentimes Disagreeable... I Suppose I'm Larger Than Life.

One Begins To Realize That One Is Getting Old When The Birthday Candles Weigh More Than The Cake.

I've Been Lucky. I'll Be Lucky Again.