If Every Editor Turns You Down, Maybe

Barbarian --a Code Of Conduct Honored By All True Barbarian Warriors, Requiring Excellent Coordination With Weapons, Closeness To Nature, Awkwardness With Women, Common Sense, And Completion Of The Mission.

People Talk-- They Sneer At Escapism. Well, There Are Those Of Us Who Need It.

Terry Pratchett's Right Up My Alley ... Give Him A Try!

I Have Always Admired The Work Of Phil Farmer And Was Glad For The Chance To Work With Him. Readers Today May Be Too Young To Remember His Classics Like The Lovers.

At This Slower Pace The Journey Took A Couple Of Days, And I Fought Off A Few Minor Threats Along The Way --griffins, Carnivorous Plants, Giant Serpents, Hostile Centaurs, That Sort Of Thing, Purely Routine --and I Was Beginning To Get Bored When At Last The Dusky Towers Of Castle Roogna Hove Into View.