If Critics Want To Help Me, Let

The Last Thing I Have To Say Is That Ice Is The Past Tense Of Water. I've Always Wanted To Write That Sentence And Now I Have.

Humor Comes From Self-confidence.

...funny How People Want A Return To The Good Ole Days. Of Coarse The Good Ole Days Of Being A Rich White Plantation Owner. Everyone Seems To Forget The Poor White Farmer.

He Tried To Drown His Troubles But They Knew How To Swim.

I Can Only Say I Wish I Had Slept With Everyone I Am Accused Of.