If Critics Want To Help Me, Let

Never Measure Literature By Accounting Statistics. A Quarter Of Working Authors Earn Less Than $1,000.

I Am A Comic Writer, Which Means I Get To Slay The Dragons, And Shoot The Bull.

If Michaelangelo Were A Heterosexual, The Sistine Chapel Would Have Been Painted Basic White And With A Roller.

There Hasn't Been A Day In My Life Since I Started Latin In Ninth Grade That I Haven't Benefited By The Lives Of The Ancients.

I Think In The Years To Come What Reagan Will Be Remembered For Is That He Had The Chance To Stop The Plague And He Chose Not To Because The 'right People' Were Dying.