If At First You Don't Succeed, Failure

I Never Say 'no' To Anything.

Los Angeles Is Just New York Lying Down.

Of Course I Lie To People. But I Lie Altruistically - For Our Mutual Good. The Lie Is The Basic Building Block Of Good Manners. That May Seem Mildly Shocking To A Moralist - But Then What Isn't?

I Don't Think I Have A Tragic Demeanor.

The Worst Part Of Being Gay In The Twentieth Century Is All That Damn Disco Music To Which One Has To Listen.