If At First You Don't Succeed, Call

You're Advised Not To Drink The Replica Arab Spring Water.

My Lawyer's Opinion Is That The Cops Might Not Actually Be Able To Charge Me With Criminal Damage Any More - Because Theoretically My Graffiti Actually Increases The Value Of Property Rather Than Decreasing It. That's His Theory, But Then My Lawyer Also Believes Wearing Novelty Cartoon Ties Is A Good Look.

The Bad Artists Imitate, The Great Artists Steal.

In The Future, Everybody Will Be Anonymous For 15 Minutes.

The Art World Is The Biggest Joke Going. It's A Rest Home For The Overprivileged, The Pretentious, And The Weak. And Modern Art Is A Disgrace - Never Have So Many People Used So Much Stuff And Taken So Long To Say So Little.