If Al Gore Invented The Internet, I

Let Me Tell You Something. As We Were Walking Around In The Store, Marilyn And I Were Just Really Impressed By All The Novelties And The Different Types Of Little Things That You Could Get For Christmas. And All The People That Would Help You, They Were Dressed Up In Things That Said 'i Believe In Santa Claus.' And The Only Thing That I Could Think Is That I Believe In George Bush.

I Should Have Caught The Mistake On That Spelling Bee Card. But As Mark Twain Once Said, `you Should Never Trust A Man Who Has Only One Way To Spell A Word'.

I Have As Much Experience In The Congress As Jack Kennedy Did When He Sought The Presidency.

It's A Very Valuable Function And Requirement That You're Performing, So Have A Great Day And Keep A Stiff Upper Lip.

We Have To Do More Than Just Elect A New President If We Truly Want To Change This Country.