If A Tree Falls In The Woods,

I've Always Considered Music Stores To Be The Graveyards Of Musicians.

He Has Been Known By Many Names: Lucifer, Beelzabub, Belial, The Prince Of Lies, Satan, And At A Party Once An Obnoxious Drunk Kept Calling Him "dude."

Humans Have Changed Ecosystems More Rapidly And Extensively Than In Any Comparable Period Of Time In Human History, Largely To Meet Rapidly Growing Demands For Food, Fresh Water, Timber, Fiber And Fuel. This Has Resulted In A Substantial And Largely Irreversible Loss In The Diversity Of Life On Earth.

People Try To Look For Deep Meanings In My Work. I Want To Say, 'they're Just Cartoons, Folks. You Laugh Or You Don't.' Gee, I Sound Shallow. But I Don't React To Current Events Or Other Stimuli. I Don't Read Or Watch Tv To Get Ideas. My Work Is Basically Sitting Down At The Drawing Table And Getting Silly.

The Fuel Light's On, Frank! We're All Going To Die! Wait, Wait... Oh, My Mistake - That's The Intercom Light.