If A Poor Family Falls On Hard

If You're Injecting Fear Into Other People, Then You're Trying To Kill Their Minds. You're Trying To Get Them To Stop Thinking.

I Have A Generally Liberal Audience, But They Will Applaud When I Nail A Liberal Lion.

I Have Always Been A Fan Of Reality By Majority Vote.

Senator John Kyle Claiming That Over 90 Percent Of What Planned Parenthood Does Is Abortion. Stephen Colbert: Over 90 Percent, That Is Unbelievable...in That It Is Not True. Only 3 Percent Of What Planned Parenthood Does Is Abortion. Kyle Just Rounded It Up To The Nearest 90.

Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk-- Get Angry And Punch A Cow.