I Can't Prove It, But I Can

I'm Not Here To Affect You Politically Or Socially. I'm Here To Make You Laugh. I Use The News As The Palette For My Jokes.

Contrary To What People May Say, There's No Upper Limit To Stupidity.

The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword, If You Shoot That Pen Out Of A Gun

Wikipedia Is The First Place I Go When I'm Looking For Knowledge... Or When I Want To Create Some.

Any Religion Whose Messiah’s Name Isn’t Recognized By Microsoft Word Can’t Be That Much Of A Threat.