If A Person Who Indulges In Gluttony

The Delusion That One's Sexual Pattern Is The Only Right Way To Be Is Probably The Single Most Common Sexual-psychosis Syndrome Of This Era, And It Is Virtually Almost Always The Victim's Fault. You Cannot Acquire This Delusion By Observing Reality.

God Is An Iron... And That's A Hot One.

To All The Callahan's Places There Ever Were Or Ever Will Be, Whatever They May Be Called — And To All The Merry Maniacs And Happy Fools Who Are Fortunate Enough To Stumble Into One: May None Of Them Arrive Too Late!

Shared Joy Is Increased, Shared Pain Is Lessened.

In 1971, After Seven Years In College, With That Magic Piece Of Paper Clutched Triumphantly In My Fist, The Best Job I Was Able To Get Was Night Watchman On A Sewer Project In Babylon, N.y. Guarding A Hole In The Ground To Prevent Anyone From Stealing It. God Bless The American Educational System!