If A Kid Calls His Grandma "mommy"

Only A Woman Can Make You Feel Wrong For Doing Something Right.

Men Are Only As Unfaithful As Their Options.

I Just Remember That Whenever I Got Really Mad Or Passionate, Like In An Argument, People Would Laugh, And I'd Be Dead Serious. It Would Happen A Lot. So It Was Like, Gee, I've Got Something Here.

You Can Never Make A Woman Happy, It's Impossible. I've Never Met A Happy Woman In My Life. They're Always Complaining About Something.

The Government Doesn't Want You To Use Your Drugs, They Want You To Use Their Drugs.