Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish Irresponsible Fool!

He Was Silent For A Moment, Staring Out The Window Into The Rain; I Imagined He Was Contemplating The Fact That His Family's Presence Was Turning The Locals Into Giant Dogs.

You Speak As If A War Were Raging." "to The Remains Of The Human Race, One Is.

You’re Monopolizing The Bride,” Emmett Said, Coming Up Behind Edward’s Shoulder. “let Me Dance With My Little Sister. This Could Be My Last Chance To Make Her Blush.

That’s Why It Was So Impossible To Tell Him Goodbye — Because I Was In Love With Him. Too. I Loved Him, Much More Than I Should, And Yet, Still Nowhere Near Enough. I Was In Love With Him, But It Was Not Enough To Change Anything; It Was Only Enough To Hurt Us Both More. To Hurt Him Worse Than I Ever Had.

I Feel Like Humor Is A Part Of Life. I Don't Think It Comes Through As Much In The Novels As It Does In My Head.