I Feel Like Humor Is A Part

It Was Strange And Amusing...and, Honestly, A Bit Embarrassing...to Realize How Much Being Near Bella Had Softened Me. It Seemed Like No One Was Afraid Of Me Any More. If Emmett Found Out About This, He Would Be Laughing For The Next Century.

As Long As You Like Me The Best. And You Think I’m Good-looking—sort Of. I’m Prepared To Be Annoyingly Persistent.

Her Name Is Wanda, Not It. You Will Not Touch Her. Any Mark You Leave On Her, I Will Double On Your Worthless Hide.

She Just Keeps Saying "he’s Gone.

Would You Like To Hear My Story, Bella? It Doesn't Have A Happy Ending - But Which Of Ours Does? If We Had Happy Endings, We'd All Be Under Gravestones Now.