I'd Walk Through Hell In A Gasoline

You Know What God Told The Cubs? Don't Do Anything Until I Come Back.

If I Had Been Busted For Drugs Instead Of Gambling, I'd Still Be Managing The Reds And Baseball Would Be Paying For My Rehab.

The Team That Wins Two-thirds Of Its One Run Games Usually Wins The Pennant.

When You Play This Game Twenty Years, Go To Bat Ten-thousand Times, And Get Three-thousand Hits, Do You Know What That Means? You've Gone Zero For Seven-thousand.

With The Money I'm Making, I Should Be Playing Two Positions.