He Knew He Was Joe Dimaggio, And

I'm The Guy That Made Joe Dimaggio Famous.

If You Don't Throw It, They Can't Hit It.

I've Got A New Invention. It's A Revolving Bowl For Tired Goldfish.

When I First Signed With The Yankees, The Regulars Wouldn't Talk To You Until You Were With The Team Three Or Four Years. Nowadays The Rookies Get $100,000 To Sign And They Don't Talk To The Regulars.

I Don't Know. I've Never Been On Second Before.