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What Doesn't Kill Us Makes Us Funnier.

Nothing Sinister. Just Getting Exercise. Although Some Might Consider That Sinister.

I'm Quite Introverted But I'm Not Shy.

I Don't Like This Idea Of Division: That If You're A Clever Woman Then You've Got To Be A Particular Way. Because Men Don't. Men Please Themselves.

So I'm Back Again To The Eternal Question, The One That Has Plagued Me All My Life: How Do Other People Do It? How Come They Were Given Life's Rule Book And I Missed Out? Where Was I When God Was Dispensing Capability And Cop On? Looking At Shoes, Probably.