I'd Rather Eat Nothing Than Eat A

When God Closes One Door, He Slams Another In Your Face

One Day We'll All Be Dead, And None Of This Will Matter" -the Brightest Star In The Sky.

I Still Get Awful Depression. It's Who I Am.

I'd Rather Dig A Ditch Than Go To A Dinner Party With People I Don't Know.

For All Of My Life It Was The Size Of My Rear That Caused Me The Most Hand-wringing, But In This Nearly-50 Zone It Is My Stomach That Is The Problem. It Seems To Have Broken Free From Its Moorings And There Is No Knowing How Far It Will Roam.