I'd Rather Be Around Broken People Who

I've Been Having A Midlife Crisis Since I Was Four Years Old.

The Truth Is That Genetics Has Robbed Me Of Hair. But It's Not Interesting To Blame Genetics.

I Wasn't Raised Catholic; I Just Really Like The Image Of A Neutral And Benign Mary Floating Around Somewhere, Being Nice To People.

People Assume That Somehow Fame And Wealth Will Keep Mortality At Bay.

All Of Us Little Bald White Guys Wearing Glasses Kind Of Look The Same.