I'd Never Have Written The Big Books

Never Drink Black Coffee At Lunch; It Will Keep You Awake All Afternoon.

It Must Be A Terrible Pressure To Have To Go To The Office.

At Home I Have Big Vats Of Cabbage Soup That I Make To Slim Down.

Always Be Nice To Everyone In The Firm On The Way Up. You Never Know Who You May Meet On The Way Down.

The Male - I Have Found - Is A Domestic Animal Which, If Treated With Firmness And Kindness, Can Be Trained To Do Most Things.