I'd Never Have Written The Big Books

Always Be Nice To Everyone In The Firm On The Way Up. You Never Know Who You May Meet On The Way Down.

But Really I'm Not Terribly Interested In What I Eat.

The Aristocrat, When He Wants To, Has Very Good Manners. The Scottish Upper Classes, In Particular, Have That Shell-shocked Look That Probably Comes From Banging Their Heads On Low Beams Leaping To Their Feet Whenever A Woman Comes Into The Room. Aristocrats Are Also Deeply Male Chauvinist, And ... On The Whole They Tend To Be Reactionary.

I Think We Ought To Have A Kindness Year, Or A Kindness Century.

For Sheer Sexiness, A Man Must Be Beautiful. Funny. Yes. Clever, No.