I'd Never Been To Acting School, So

In L.a., Though, People Get Off Busses Calling Themselves Actors, So Many Are Really Not Professionals.

I Never Went To Drama School, So That Was More Like I Was Getting Away With It.

That Was Actually Lloyd Phillips Who Was A Kiwi Film Producer In L.a. And It Was About Gorgeous George, Not Haystacks Calhoun. I Was In A Couple Of Lloyd's Films And Got Approached To Write The Story. People Don't Realize It, But Gorgeous George Had This Flamboyant, Camp Stage Persona That Had A Tremendous Influence On Other Celebrities, Like Elton John, Liberace, Elvis Presley, And Mohammed Ali, Who All Wanted To Establish Their Own Outlandish Stage Personas. The Project Died Because Gorgeous George's Wife Refused To Give Up The Rights.

Of Course, I Had A Crush On Princess Leia. I Really Wanted To Ask Her Out, Back To My Place, Or Something. But At The Time, I Was Living In A Squat On Fitzroy Road In Primrose Hill. It Was Pretty Derelict. So What Was I Going Do? Ask Her To Come Back With Me And Watch Me Catch Mice?

I Look At The Calendar. If It's A Nice Place, I Go, Like I Did In London When It Came To Choosing To Do A Film. I Always Choose The Best Locations. New Orleans. That's Fun. I'm Available. Let's Go.