I'd Never Been To Acting School, So

When I Go To The Garage To Pick Up My Clubs, I Clean The Spider Webs Off.

I'd Never Been To Acting School, So I Never Thought I'd Get This Far.

But From What I Can See All Around Me Today, That America Is Fading Fast, If It's Not Already Gone.

Sure, The Comedians Who Swear Or Use Scatological Humor Can Get Laughs, But They're Uncomfortable Laughs.

So Many Actors Have Sheer Guts, Will, And Determination; They Just Need Some Preparation.