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The Accolade Of Your Peers Is Very Exciting, Always. There's Lots Of Good Stuff On The Ballot.

Engineers Are All Basically High-functioning Autistics Who Have No Idea How Normal People Do Stuff.

Each Generation Of Rabbis Is Necessarily Less Perfect Than The Rabbis That Came Before, Since Each Generation Is More Removed From The Perfection Of The Garden. Therefore, No Rabbi Is Allowed To Overturn Any Of His Forebears' Wisdom, Since They Are All, By Definition, Smarter Than Him.

I Don't Know Anything About Press Conferences." "oh, Just Google It. I'm Sure Someone's Written An Article On Holding A Successful One. I Mean, If The President Can Manage It, I'm Sure You Can. He Looks Like He Can Barely Tie His Shoes Without Help.

We Don’t Care About What You Did Yesterday—we Care About What You’re Going To Do Tomorrow.