Funny, For All Surveillance, Osama Bin Laden

Carlton Mellick Iii Is One Of Bizarro Fiction's Most Talented Practitioners, A Virtuoso Of The Surreal, Science Fictional Tale.

Content Isn't King. If I Sent You To A Desert Island And Gave You The Choice Of Taking Your Friends Or Your Movies, You'd Choose Your Friends -- If You Chose The Movies, We'd Call You A Sociopath. Conversation Is King. Content Is Just Something To Talk About.

Funny, For All Surveillance, Osama Bin Laden Is Still Free—and We're Not. Guess Who's Winning The "war On Terror?

The First Casualty Of Any Battle Is The Plan Of Attack.

We're Going To Fight This Battle With Everything We Have, And We Will Probably Lose. But Then We Will Fight It Again, And We Will Lose A Little Less, For This Battle Will Win Us Many Supporters. And Then We'll Lose *again*. And *again*. And We Will Fight On. Because As Hard As It Is To Win By Fighting, It's Impossible To Win By Doing Nothing.