I'd Like To Thank My Mother, My

If I Had Never Ventured Beyond Being A Stand-up Comic, Then I Would Be Sitting In My House Today Working On My Leonardo Dicaprio Impression.

There's Been A Thoughtfulness To Everything I Do. Even The Stupidest Things I Do Have Some Kind Of Point.

I Just Want To Be Myself.

I'm Not A Bible Thumper, I'm Not Any Of That Stuff, But I Do Believe That The Force Is With Us.

I Said Yes To So Many Things, From A Sex Change To Gastric By-pass Surgery, So It's Always Paid Off For Me.