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There Has To Be A Mathematical Explanation For How Bad That Tie Is.

My Children Have Never Watched Any Of My Films. Charlie Knows That Daddy Makes Movies, But He Says They Are Not Good Enough For Him To Watch.

I Have A New Horse. I Get Her To Come To Me From Half A Mile Away. With Just A Simple Call. That's Because She Knows That When She's With Me, She's Taken Care Of. She Trusts Me.

Some People Have Got Advice, Some People Have Got Horror Stories. I Like People That Look You In The Eye With A Glow And Say "it's Gonna Be Cool."

I Hate Having Long Hair. It's Like Walking Around With A Dead Koala On Your Back!