I'd Like To Do A Comedy, Actually.

Why Do I Always Choose The Shopping Cart With The Squeaky Wheel? Is It My Bad Luck, Or Are All The Carts Dysfunctional?

I Never Pile A Plate To The Point Where It Overflows. I'd Rather Have A Small Plate With Small Portions And Then Get Up For More If I'm Still Hungry.

I Spend An Extraordinary Amount Of Time In My Car, So I Can Justify The Expense. That's The Only Extravagance In My Life - It's My Car.

I Laugh At What I Used To Think Was Cool When I Was Growing Up. In All Seriousness, I Thought Having Braces Was Cool.

I Adore Anything Michael Alexis Writes.