I'd Like To Direct At Some Point.

When We Were Kids, We Would Never Open The Minibar. A $6 Snickers Bar? But The Other Day I Was In A Hotel And I Was Staring At A Snickers Bar, And I Finally Just Ate It. Then It Was Like Something In Me Snapped. I Opened All These Drinks. I Thought: I Can Do It Now. Now I'm All Grown-up. I Can Eat Things From The Minibar.

Like Backstage, I Just Peed Like Every 3 Seconds. I Think Yur Staff Thinks I Have Diarrhea.

What Does It Say, 'i Beat Meryl.'

I Can't Hear Myself. I Can Stare At My Double Chin All I Want, But Hearing This Androgynous Voice, You Can't Even Tell What Sex I Am.

It's My Body, And It Should Be My Choice, And The Fact That It Is Not My Choice Is Absolutely Disgusting.