I'm Dead Sober. This Is Just Me.

Being Inappropriate Comes Easy To Me.

When I Dance, I Look Like I'm A Dad At A Prom. I Never Grasped My Limbs. Ever Since Puberty I've Just Kind Of Felt Like We Don't Understand Each Other.

Where Are The Robert Redfords And Paul Newmans Of My Age Group? I Love James Franco, But Where's The Next James Franco? Where Are The Hunks Who Can Act?

I Think The Biggest Reason That Actors Are Complete A-holes As Soon As They Become Famous Is Because They Forget That This A Job. They Think That It's About Them, And It's Not.

Be Strong. Don't Be A Follower, And Always Do The Right Thing. If You Have A Choice Between The Right Thing And The Wrong Thing, The Right Way Is Always The Less Stressful.