I'm Dead Sober. This Is Just Me.

In Real Life, Bad Things Happen And They're Not Funny, And Then Bad Things Happen And They Can Be Funny. When You're Unhappy You Don't Go An Entire Time Without Laughing. You Don't Go Your Whole Life Without Laughing. It's Just Life.

I've Always Loved Food Too Much To Be A Model.

Why Can't I Say Anything Normal?

Not To Sound Rude, But [acting] Is Stupid. Everybody's Like "how Can You Remain With A Level Head?". And I'm Like "why Would I Ever Get Cocky? I'm Not Saving Anybody's Life. There Are Doctors Who Save Lives And Firemen Who Run Into Burning Buildings. I'm Making Movies. It's Stupid."

There Are Actresses Who Build Themselves, And Then There Are Actresses Who Are Built By Others. I Want To Build Myself.