I'm Dead Sober. This Is Just Me.

Why Would I Ever Get Cocky? I'm Not Saving Anybody's Life.

If I Were Just Your Average 23-year-old Girl, And I Called The Police To Say That There Were Strange Men Sleeping On My Lawn And Following Me To Starbucks, They Would Leap Into Action. But Because I Am A Famous Person, Well, Sorry, Ma'am, There's Nothing We Can Do. It Makes No Sense.

Without My Family, I Would Be Nothing.

There's Always Male Roles I Want To Play. I'm So Annoyed When I Watch Movies And Go, "that Could Have Been Played By A Woman."

I Want To Sit On My Couch And Drink And Not Change My Pants For Days At A Time.